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Looking for chihuahua poop in the dark

snaggle — Wed, 20 May 2009 19:57:47 +0000

cc licensed flickr photo shared by !!sahrizvi!! (In sizzling Karachi)

In a fit of curiosity I took my twitter feed (using Tweetdumpr) and exported all my twitter feeds into a text file. That’s about 1060 updates and I had joined a little over two years ago in May 2007. I thought it would be a great waste of time to take all of my twitter updates and string them together in a narrative style, taking out all the RT and @replies to protect the innocent but leaving content and links intact. What you get…well…is a lot different from my typical blog entries I guess. What began as a nice little bit of introspection turned out to be more disturbing and funny than I thought. So here are some excerpts if you care to read, I picked the funnier ones out here. Not that I am under any impression that anyone will find this interesting, but after graduating, I am in a bit of a “looking back and forward” sort of mood.

Need to test test test! Chrome logo – damn thing looks like a poke-ball. Looks like Pikachu is going to jump out and crash my computer. http://is.gd/2948 pika pika! My lady wants a Pomeranian, thoughts? you’re back online! and she shall be named Madam Tiki! Just to clarify, no we didn’t get a Pom… yet. Off to Las Vegas today Going to METALLICA!!!! with scary-ass bands opening, previewing on MySpace first, lots of blood/religious imagery, maybe we’ll be late. nah, they’re over it now, in fact I got the album free from iTunes with the presale well Diana’s the big fan, not me so much. The things I do for my wife… I love those little video slot machines, don’t know what I’m doing then I win $100!! w00t1! Go Goldfish Dream!! The concert’s in December so I’ve got some time still home again home again jiggety jig Home alone and sick, but kitty don’t care… http://snipurl.com/3q6c3 My wife, an investment broker, is comparing this to 1990 and Milken as far as bloodbath-potential goes… got it…you’re posting okay tired, too tired to stay home. tee-hee On LA time myself and I was late to my job in LA…wrah! left the nicotine gum at home accidentally. Trying to fool myself with Eclipse Mightnight Cool gum. It’s actually working.

Question: If there was no internet, what would you be doing today? If the internet never happened? Social Work probably kitty??! I want to see pictures! Resting long week… aaaahhhh! slow down turbo! yeah, it’s everywhere except SOUTHwest…just expense that too Ugh, still here at work, half hour training swelled to two hours, trying to leave! #fb RT Flutter is the new Twitter: http://tinyurl.com/ces3wo My iPhone playlist went from Raffi to Megadeth…given the day I had, it felt oddly relevant miss sassytwitterpants Lovin the new TweetDeck Hooray for http://sitorsquat.com! have a safe flight! Woo fat dog!! #fb you know it! http://bit.ly/PP84i reads the manual so Marge doesn’t have to! looking forward to a nice 3day weekend. I wish I could be this excited all the time: http://bit.ly/21zlEi Another day downtown, another labor demonstration… http://twitpic.com/327tl hate those damn parrots, they terrify my dog I’m drinking at home Trying to motivate to get to the gym this AM, time to sweat out my angst… yeah yeah on my way Ah, much better #fb hey! can’t wait! room service! feeling like a bloated pig, ugh…Easter gorging, happy though and buy one, get one for $5, don’t forget! new year, new conferences, new courses to build, oi

Better stop it. Taco Tuesday at Pepe’s ftw cute and a little disturbing: http://bit.ly/3AGbYK aww she’s all growns up! just had my first SL meetup with my CTER cohort! great open content post from Cole Camplese: http://tinyurl.com/ao7wud My baby’s getting outfitted for her part in Cold Case today…1950s hottie secretary! rrrroaw! n00b move…upgrading WordPressMU with a plain WordPress zip…fail gone from looking at kittens to chihuahuas, wtf?? yes, as long as you’re working I am going through a Sex Pistols phase myself RT New post on Metblogs, LA Traffic on Twitter http://tinyurl.com/dmeobw just got Total Recall transcription of lectures here, pasted them into Wordle…awesome graphics for class Greg Pahl I am really really trying to give Heroes a chance. bentley exiting freeway! #slowspeedchase what’s in the trunk? is Rihanna in the trunk? who is the mystery sidewalk woman? NBC…not a high-profile suspect okay los angeles…as you were now., move along there’s a guy in the Toyota parking lot calling NBC right now…hey dude, wave!!! KTLA….we won’t speculate, because that is dangerous, but if we were to speculate

I am building a Frankenstein

snaggle — Sat, 09 Jun 2007 22:23:36 +0000

Between my wife getting her gall bladder removed and my sister getting a kidney taken out, I am going to start a Frankenstein monster. I figure I have a long way to go. As of now I would have the rudiments of a digestive system. The most I could actually stomach donating would be a pinky toe I think. Oh well, it was a nice thought.

So I made special e-cards for the occasions instead. I am not an animator, I develop online courses that I spend significantly more time on…so I will lay that out right now. But I think they are cute in a really morbid sort of way, so click on if you feel like watching.

Disclaimer: They both loved their cards before you dump on me. They are both doing just fine now.

Barnyard IBS

snaggle — Tue, 05 Jun 2007 22:22:01 +0000

See, I told this would keep me posting… Been real busy with school and work stuff. My bad. Check out my little Quicktime video. These are the coolest. The FIDM Scholarship Store sells these little squeeze toys. You squeeze them and they poo. But they are obvy having some sort of issue since it sucks right back on up there. We have a little farm in our office, sheep, cows, hippos. Hit < Read More > for the nice action vid and the link food for the week.

What’s new in Dave-Land? I think I am going to buy a Mac.

Elvis made my week

snaggle — Tue, 29 May 2007 22:21:06 +0000

Here are some links for you. I have been playing around in Google Reader, so now each week I am going to try to post my favorite links from the blogs I typically peruse throughout the day when I should be doing other things: work, the other work, school, etc. Elvis here is from the Star Wars Celebration IV last week in L.A., peep him at http://www.elvistrooper.com

Vader Sessions

snaggle — Sun, 25 Mar 2007 22:17:14 +0000

This rules…

I want little Tiger Pants

snaggle — Wed, 06 Sep 2006 22:05:22 +0000

Awesome-ness from Japan.